TV and NG Pick-up lines

Since all these ancient forgotten characters are posting I figured I might as well join 'em, now that I finally have some news.
I just moved to SF from Seattle to work on the first ever FLASH TV SHOW! I don't know anyone and it's scary here so if you live in SF drop me a line and smoke me out.
Do you have the funniest Flash ever made? If so, send me an e-mail for a chance to see your Flash on our new show to be aired next fall on Spike TV! Some of you have already recieved E-mails from me and our Executive Producer asking your permission to PAY YOU $1000 for your Flash to stick it on the tube. Production has begun, so the sooner you let me know, the sooner you'll have an edge! And you won't BELIEVE who the host is!
I really really wanted to interview Tom for our first episode, but in the fast-paced world of broadcast media, you never get what you want. :/
So I'm talking to this girl yesterday and the conversation went something like this:

Girl: "Oh, you make Flash? Have you ever heard of Newgrounds.com?"
Me: "Sheeeit girl, I MADE that site what it is! You ever seen Pimp's Quest?"
Girl: "Um, no."
Me: "Stick Slayer?"
Girl: "Um, no."
Uh oh, I'm losin her... methinks.
Me: "Retarded Animal Babies?"
Girl: "Oh I LOVE that cartoon!!! You made that??"
Me: "Um, no."

Then we bonded over Salad Fingers.
I guess I better hurry up and finish a cartoon or something, huh??

Ah yes, current Flash projects = LIBERTAS: EX MACHINUS, a revolutionary new way of animating in Flash that has never been seen before! Also, BATTLEMAN vs CHUCK NORRIS: Richard Simmons raises an army of cloned Chuck Norrises to usher in the second coming of Christ! Can Battleman stop them in time? And of course, PIMP'S QUEST II.
Now to hit that post button and see if I really do still have front-page posting status after all these years...